story of my day
Josie comes out of the bathroom, blond curls looking like Einstein on a bad hair day. Can't really even call what was happening on her head curls.
One hand is palm to the ceiling, the other a tight little fist trailing toilet paper.
Her purple flowered pants are at her ankles, yellow and white stripped skivies sticking out above the band. She comes foot and foot into the living, walking shackled like she's on the chain gain.
Looks her blue eyes at me and says, no orders, she orders.
"Mom. Wipe my butt."
One hand is palm to the ceiling, the other a tight little fist trailing toilet paper.
Her purple flowered pants are at her ankles, yellow and white stripped skivies sticking out above the band. She comes foot and foot into the living, walking shackled like she's on the chain gain.
Looks her blue eyes at me and says, no orders, she orders.
"Mom. Wipe my butt."
posted by holly at 12:13 PM
13 Comments:
Oh the joys of parenthood :)
Reading this, Josie moved in front of me like she was here in the room.
And I laughed my butt off.
Yep. A little like that.
You nailed the sense of entitlement these little, (affectionatly),asses have.
You nailed the sense of entitlement these little, (affectionatly),asses have.
Which is worse? This, or having the car missing again? If you had to choose, I mean...
Thanks for the giggle.
Ahh the butt wiper. One of my favorite titles. Looks great on a resume.
Um, I think we need a new post now. This was funny, but maybe time for a new image here? ;)
訳アリで家出した少女が神様の救いを待つ神待ち掲示板です！家に帰りたくない、帰れない少女達に愛の手を差し伸べてあげませんか
今年のクリスマスも後少しですね。グリー内でもクリスマスに備えて異性と交流を持つコミュニティが活発で、自分も今年のクリスマスにお陰で間に合いました！！みなさんもイブを一人で過ごさなくても良いように、グリーで異性をGETしよう
寂しい未亡人の為の出会いコミュニティサイトで毎日欲求不満で過ごしてしまっている淫らな彼女たちと燃えるような激しい一夜を過ごしませんか？
Hチェッカーを使ってちょっと遅めの新年会を盛り上げませんか？アルコールが入りテンションが上がると、必ず話題に上る下ネタに使いませんか。受ける事間違いなし
facebookでは様々な出会いや新たな仲間を探すことができる出会いのソーシャルネットワークサービスです。facebookを通じて新しい出会いをたくさん見つけましょう。あなたにぴったりの人と出会えるはず！
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